Hunter Biden Democrat loss 2024 — that’s Hunter’s big excuse for why Trump is back in the White House.
It’s Hunter’s hot take that Democrats lost because they didn’t love Daddy Biden enough. And just like that, the circus continues.
Why Hunter Biden Democrat Loss 2024 Blame Game is Ridiculous
Oh, Hunter. Sweet summer child. The man has a laptop that launched a thousand headlines and a rap sheet that could wrap the Capitol twice, yet he wants to talk about loyalty.
Apparently, in Hunter Biden’s reality, the Democrats lost the 2024 election because they didn’t hug his dad tight enough. According to Hunter, if only every registered Democrat had slapped a “Joe ‘Til I Die” sticker on their Prius, none of this Trump 47th Presidency nonsense would have happened.
Forget the open border chaos, the historic inflation, the geriatric debates where Joe looked like he was waiting for the pudding cart — nope! The real culprit is disloyalty. You ungrateful peasants.
Hunter Biden popped up for this pity party on At Our Table, the new podcast hosted by former DNC chair Jaime Harrison — because of course he did.
Democrat disloyalty to President Joe Biden sowed the seeds for the party’s spectacular loss to President Donald Trump in the last election, according to no lesser authority than Hunter Biden.
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The remarks are a part of a broader interview Harrison did with Biden junior set for podcast launch on Thursday, according to The Hill.
Hunter’s dire 2024 election post mortem on Democratic failures came within days of former President Barack Obama accusing the party of being weak and ineffectual in the face of Trump’s triumphs. – Breitbart
Why Is Hunter Biden Talking Now?
But let’s pause for a second. Why is Hunter even giving interviews right now? Who thought it was a good idea to trot out the President’s scandal magnet of a son and let him get weepy about party loyalty on a podcast? Did they run out of willing influencers? Was Hillary busy?
Hunter, buddy, now is not the moment to pop your head back into the news cycle. You’re under investigation — again. The last time you went on camera, half the country learned more about your, um, hobbies than they ever wanted to know. Maybe don’t scold the American people for not riding or dying for Dad while you’ve still got art buyers, suspicious bank wires, and mystery informants floating around your family tree.
Sure, Hunter got a sweet presidential pardon from dear old Dad to wipe his tax and gun charges clean, but that doesn’t stop Congress from sniffing around his shady business deals, foreign bank wires, and all the other family secrets that no pardon can bury.
A Hunter Biden Pity Parade — With a Pardon Float
So yes, the cherry on top of Hunter’s pity parade is that dear old Dad swooped in with a full presidential pardon just in time to wipe his tax and gun convictions off the books. Nothing says “loyalty to the leader” quite like your father erasing your federal rap sheet while lecturing everyone else about honesty and democracy. So while Hunter wants to scold Democrats for not loving Joe enough, maybe he should start by thanking the Big Guy for keeping him out of prison — and then kindly park the microphone before the family circus rolls into its next scandal.
“The real scandal lies in the preemptive pardons of Hunter Biden, Anthony Fauci, and other friends, allies, and family members. These are the pardons where it’s most likely that Biden understood what he was doing, despite his failing mental powers. ‘I consciously made all those… pic.twitter.com/i2VscQxQQ8
— The Free Press (@TheFP) July 16, 2025
Meanwhile, in the same sad spin cycle, we’ve got Obama lecturing the Democrats for curling up in “fetal positions.” When Barry O is basically telling you to put down the therapy dog and stop whining, you know your pity party has gone off the rails.
Hunter blames. Obama scolds. And Trump is out there winning golf tournaments and throwing victory rallies like the comeback kid who never left.
Honestly, if you’re a Democrat right now, maybe listen to neither of these guys. Take a walk. Touch grass. And if you’re Hunter, maybe stay off the mic for a bit. Your dad lost because voters saw the whole circus for what it was. And you, my friend, were the opening act with a front-row seat to the freak show.
So while Hunter Biden’s Democrat loss 2024 meltdown tries to blame you for not loving Joe enough, maybe he should blame his own mess first. Stay tuned for the next episode of the Hunter Biden pity tour, we’re sure it’ll be another disaster.
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