Kamala Harris has a new book out, and she wants you to pay big money to hear her talk about it. The title? 107 Days. I have only one question: 107 days of what? Losing? Word salads? Awkward cackling? Because those are the only things that come to mind.
The former vice president is so proud of her losing streak that she is taking the show on the road. Harris is calling it a book tour, but let’s call it what it really is: a farewell tour. Her political career is over, and this book is her last cash grab before she exits stage left.
A Book About Losing
Who writes a book about losing and then goes on tour to promote it? That is like publishing your summer school report card and asking people to pay fifty dollars for the hardcover. Harris wants us to relive the disaster of her short-lived presidential run, but she also expects the public to foot the bill.
The campaign she once ran went broke. The debt piled up, and now she is cashing out by charging fans hundreds of dollars for tickets. Balcony seats run close to two hundred dollars, and floor seats will set you back more than five hundred. Imagine explaining that purchase on your credit card bill: “Yes, I paid half a grand to hear Kamala Harris tell me why she lost.”
Not to point out the obvious, but…..
Kamala Harris got her job by sucking, then she sucked at her job!
Democrats love to fail up. pic.twitter.com/UWqYvJrPjY
— Burnin_T_Ranch (@BurninTRanch) August 21, 2025
107 Days of What Exactly?
The problem with 107 Days is that the title leaves too much unsaid. If Harris wanted to be honest, she could have gone with one of these:
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107 Days of Word Salad
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107 Excuses for Losing
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107 Awkward Laughs
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107 Uber Rides to Nowhere
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107 Ways to Embarrass the Country Before Lunch
Each one of those would sell the book for what it really is: a long list of excuses dressed up as wisdom.
The Ticket Prices Are a Joke
Five hundred dollars for floor seats to hear Harris ramble about losing? You could buy a new flat-screen television for that kind of money. You could book a weekend getaway. Instead, Harris wants you to shell out a small fortune for word salad.
This is not a comedy tour. Harris is not funny. The cackling is awkward, the punchlines never land, and the audience laughs only out of pity. The tour is more like a clearance rack, politics marked down 90% off. Harris is trying to unload what little credibility she has left before the shelves empty for good.
The Spin Never Stops
Harris will try to sell 107 Days as a story of resilience, or maybe empowerment. She will claim that losing is really winning. She will dress up failure as a badge of honor. But no amount of spin can change the truth. Her campaign failed. The voters rejected her. She spent more time in the spotlight laughing at nothing than offering real solutions.
Her book is not about triumph. It is about financial survival. The campaign debt needs to be paid, and the fans who still believe in her will pick up the tab.
The Farewell Tour
This tour is not about literature. It is not about history. It is about closing out a political career that never lived up to the hype. Harris promised energy, but delivered confusion. She promised leadership, but delivered awkward sound bites. She promised progress, but delivered excuses.
The book tour should be called the farewell tour. It is the last stop for Kamala Harris in national politics. Once the lights go out on this tour, the curtain comes down for good.
Save Your Money
Obviously, I’m not attending. Why pay five hundred for Kamala’s word salad when Wendy’s will sell me one for under $10.00 that doesn’t come with awkward cackling? If I wanted to laugh at failure, I would turn on late-night television.
Her book is a monument to 107 days of failure. Her tour is a desperate attempt to cash out before the final chapter closes. And her political career? Finished. Over. Done.
So save your money. Skip the farewell tour. The only thing Kamala Harris is selling now is spin, and even that comes at an inflated price.
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